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Thursday, October 20, 2005

                                                                                                        Emily Gureyeva
                                                                                                        AP World History
                                                                                                        Due Date: 10/ 18/ 2005

                                     Chandragupta Maurya and Ashoka Maurya

     For two centuries India had been under the rule of Persia, having benefited from such rule through Persian stylistic influence in art, architecture, and perhaps even structure of government. Around 331 B.C.E., however, the Macedonian conqueror known as Alexander the Great procured a great victory against Persian forces near the Tigris River. With this victory, Alexander drove his forces east, and by 327 took control of the Persian territories in India. Despite Alexander’s heralded success in conquering other regions of the world, Alexander left India in 323 B.C.E., and did not return. In gratitude to Alexander’s leave, Macedonian settlements and posts began to disappear, and the absence of rule and power in the Indian region created a “power vacuum,” which was “filled” by the Indian Emperor known as Chandragupta Maurya, the vague founder of the Mauryan Empire in India. To later succeed his throne as emperor of India was Chandragupta’s grandson, Ashoka Maurya. These two powerful rulers, though they shared the same bloodline, had both similarities and differences in their methods of governing, their views on society, and in their accomplishments as Indian Emperors. 
     As ruler, Chandragupta Maurya was strict, he imposed highly centralized rule with a centralized bureaucracy, and had no vivid morality in his rule; Chandragupta was brutal, though he is later stated as having “ devoted himself to public business and the public good.” In contrast to Chandragupta’s method of governing the Mauryan Empire, was the rule of his grandson, Ashoka Maurya, considered to have been the “Emperor of Peace.”
Chandragupta took the throne of the Magadha kingdom in 322 B.C.E., and by about 305 B.C.E., he ruled an empire that extended to include the Indus and Ganges Rivers and plains, as well as the high country of the northwest. What is known of Chandragupta’s rule is written in documents, and focuses on the organization of government and court, showing the strictness of Chandragupta’s rule as opposed to the levelheaded rule of Ashoka. Chandragupta focused on maintaining his position as the central source of power of the Mauryan Empire by creating a spy system in his empire, ensure his constant safety, and brutally torturing any rebels that were detected. He followed the instructions of the Arthashastra, maintained an army, and to justify his immorality he used a rather malevolent aphorism, which stated, “Government is the science of punishment.” Unlike his grandfather, however, Ashoka was regarded as a peaceful ruler, who based his rule on non-violence, gentleness, goodness, high ethical conduct, renounced war and brutality, and adopted the “righteousness” of Buddhism. Furthermore, Ashoka attempted to teach ahimsa, or nonviolence, and the divinity and “sacredness of all living things.”  
     Aside from the differences in Chandragupta and Ashoka’s rule, both Emperors displayed several similar concepts, changes of character, and similar methods of governing the Mauryan Empire. Both Ashoka and Chandragupta Maurya adhered to the concept of righteousness or well being through belief and doctrine systems after facing the horror of mass bloodshed and war. Towards the end of his campaign, Chandragupta Maurya devoted himself to bettering the life of his public, and believed that “ In the happiness of his subjects lies a king’s happiness, in the welfare of his subjects, his welfare. A king’s goal is not that which pleases him, but that which pleases his subjects.” Chandragupta used this idea to benefit his public, and created a time of busy trade, regulated irrigation systems, networks of roads, and a general prosperity throughout the Mauryan Empire. Eventually, he abdicated his throne, became a Jain monk, and fasted to death due to his strong beliefs in nonviolence, and opposition to the killing of any living things, even for food. Chandragupta’s meritorious ideas were therefore similar to the Buddhist beliefs that Ashoka pertained to as emperor, as well as his belief in the doctrine of ahimsa, or nonviolence. Both emperors came to the conclusion of pursuing such commendable and moral paths after witnessing the aftermath of war, and the grief that violence causes. During Ashoka’s early time as ruler, he fought a war against the Kalingas, of which 150,000 were taken captive, and 100,000 were killed. Ashoka’s reaction to this was said to be grievous (according to an inscription on one of his edicts), and had caused him to attend a life of righteousness, similar to Chandragupta’s decision to become a follower of Jainism after years of all-powerful tyrannous rule. Finally, both Chandragupta and Ashoka created forms of bureaucratic hierarchies, though the structures were different for each ruler, to aid their rule of the Mauryan Empire.  
     Throughout the course of world history, the repetition and correlation of methods, concepts, ideals, and structures of the governments of societies has been constant, and is understandably evident in the similarities and differences of the rule of Chandragupta Maurya and Ashoka Maurya. Whether it is through methods of governing, views on society, empirical accomplishments, morals, or ethics, this correlation and difference in all terms exists in the campaign of all rulers, and has not been shunned from any part of world history as of yet. In correspondence with this idea, it is rational that Chandragupta Maurya and Ashoka Maurya, though of the same family and ruling region, have differences as well as similarities in their methods of ruling, their views on society, and personal accomplishments.


Sunday, May 29, 2005

Your Love Life by lpfloatsmyboat
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best physical quaility: face
best personality trait: outgoing
will you marry your bf/gf that you have now? yes!
when will you get married? July 25, 2015
your kiss is: passionate
People date you because: you're cute
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Emily - Gureyeva's Aliases

Your movie star name: Chocolate Paul
Your fashion designer name is Emily Venice
Your socialite name is Booger Los Angeles
Your fly girl / guy name is E Gur
Your detective name is Horse Laces
Your barfly name is Altoids Merlot
Your soap opera name is - Albany
Your rock star name is Jolly Rancher Horse
Your star wars name is Emispa Gurada
Your punk rock band name is The Tired Paperweight
Your Sexy Brazilian Name Is
Ana Cláudia Ribeiro

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

What You Really Think Of Your Friends

Itanza is your soulmate.
You truly love Ariel.
You consider Adam your true friend.
You know that Caren is always thinking of you.
You'll remember Lora for the rest of your life.
You secretly think Me is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.
You secretly think that Adelaide is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.
You secretly think that Richard is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Richard changes lovers faster than underwear.
You secretly think Samantha is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Samantha has a hidden internet romance.
In 1991 (the year you were born)
George H.W. Bush is president of the US

The US and its allies launch an air attack on Iraq to being liberating Kuwait

In a ground war that lasts just 100, the US easily defeat the Iraqi army in Kuwait

The case against Oliver North is "terminated" with all Iran-Contra charges dropped

The US Senate approves the nomination of Clarence Thomas, after investigating an allegation of sexual harassment

A brush fire destroys over 3000 homes in Oakland, California

Tim Berners-Lee introduces the web browser

An amateur video captures the beating of Rodney King by Los Angeles police officers

Serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer is arrested after the remains of 11 men and boys are found in his Milwaukee, Wisconsin apartment

The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics officially ceases to exist

Linus Torvalds releases the Linux kernel

Sonic the Hedgehog is released for the Sega Genesis in North America

Minnesota Twins win the World Series

New York Giants win Superbowl XXV

Pittsburgh Penguins win the Stanley Cup

Terminator 2: Judgment Day is the top grossing film

Nirvana's Nevermind, led by the surprise hit single "Smells Like Teen Spirit", is the most popular album of the year

"Everything I Do (I Do It For You)" by Bryan Adams spends the most time at the top of the US charts

Britney Spears appears on Star Search

Home Improvement premieres

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Super Power Severe Mood Swings
Enemy Frozen Corpse Of Walt Disney
Mode Of Transportation City Bus
Weapon Frying Pan
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Superhero Name The Mexican
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Friday, March 25, 2005

You Are A Social Butterfly
You love your friends so much... You're motto is "the more, the merrier"! Making sure everyone's included is your mission And you always prefer a group of ten to a group of two
Your Boobies' Names Are: Dessert and Dinner


Your Girl Parts Are Named: Love Muffin


for ADAM BROWNER!!!!- - - LMFAO
Your Penis Name is: Godzilla


To pick up Emily Gureyeva: You know - I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.


To pick up Adam Browner: You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.


To pick up Itanza Lawrence: Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.


To pick up Caren Cohen: Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by again?


To pick up Lora Goudey: Be unique and different - just say yes.


To pick up Danielle Friedman: Hi. I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.


To pick up Brenda Rosa: Do you have a map? Cos honey - I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.


To pick up Kristyn Nishimoto: Got two nipples for a dime?


To pick up Cynthia Wu: Excuse me. I'm from the FBI (the Fine Body Investigators) and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.


To pick up Nikita Fedorov: I'm good at math: U + I = 69


To pick up Cristina Perez-Lopez: Do you have a map? Cos honey - I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.


To pick up Mikala Johnson: Baicarumba...are those real?


To pick up Taylor Sadler: If I could rearrange the alphabet... I'd put you between F and CK


To pick up Julie Lysenko: Got two nipples for a dime?


To pick up Jacquelyn Dang: You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.


To pick up Quinn Tomlinson: Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by again?


To pick up Chloe Kachkovsky: I'm good at math: U + I = 69


To pick up Max Altman: If I were to ask you for sex... would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?


To pick up Terrence Redd: If I were to ask you for sex... would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?


You Know You're From LA When...
You're driving on the 101 and see a clear cut definition of where the smog begins and ends You go to a karaoke bar and battle with seven year old divas-in-training who are trying to steal your thunder You're sitting in traffic for at least an hour at any given part of the day You go to the beach and see that real lifeguards actually do look like the lifeguards from Baywatch You see purple and gold and the word "Threepeat" on every corner You begin to "lie" to your friends about where you are (i.e. "Yeah I'm like 20 minutes away") - when you know that it'll take you at least an hour to get there). You eat a different ethnic food for every meal You look around at the nice cars around you during traffic, thinking it'll be your favorite Laker or WB star. You make a conscious choice to watch Jay Leno over David Letterman You mourned for Tupac and not for Biggie You know it's best not to be on the 405 at 4:05 pm. Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes". You know what neighborhood someone lives in by the degree of damage incurred during the riots. You've inadvertently learned Spanish. You've got to bring the cat/plants in when it drops to 55 degrees. In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day. You've bumped into a celebrity at El Pollo Loco. You know what "sigalert", "PCH", and "the five" mean. Your pizza delivery guy is also on contract with Warner Bros. If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving. You have a gym membership because it's mandatory. Your TV show is interrupted by a police chase. You can't fall asleep without the lull of a helicopter flying overhead. When tourists ask where they can get souvenirs, you direct them to Venice Beach. You know someone named Freedom, Rainbow, Persephone or Destiny. You've trespassed through private property to get to the "Hollywood" sign. You've partied in Tijuana at least once. You know Hollywood has a "lake". You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll. You've lost your car in the Century City Shopping Center parking lot. You've ever bought oranges, flowers, cherries or peanuts on a freeway off-ramp. You think that Venice is a beach. You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice. You've started crossing a street and returned to the curb when the DON'T WALK sign started flashing. You've never listened to NPR. Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code. You have a favorite Thai restaurant. You think Johnnny Rocket's is an accurate depiction of a diner. You think Manhattan is a beach. You eat pineapple on pizza. You've been to Disneyland more times than Downtown. When giving directions , you follow up with the phrase: "With/Without traffic." You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. An "818" would never date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class. Best area code: "310." Driving along, you see a high-speed police chase approaching in your rear view mirror. You don't panic or even flinch. Instead, you call your friends on your car phone and tell them you're on TV. You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will find a McDonald's or a Starbucks. Your cell phone has left a permanant impression on the side of your head. You never, ever go into the water at the Beach. You barely touch the sand. Everyone you know has 3+ phone numbers. Home, Office, mobile, pager, two-way, voicemail..... It is not unusual for your waitress at a restaurant to have blue streaked hair, a dragon tattoo and tounge piercing. You are awakened in the middle of the night by a moderate earthquake. Your reply: "That ain't even a 5-pointer" and go back to sleep. You think you are better than the people who live "Over the Hill". It don't matter which side of the hill you are currently residing, you are just better than them, for whatever reason. You live 10 miles from work. It takes you 60 minutes to get home. Walking out of Jamba Juice, you see that a movie is being shot on-location across the street. You are not happy, or even slightly exited that there may be a movie star there. You just say, " They f*ckin better not be blocking my parking space." You have to yell at your bank teller through a 2 inch thick wall of plexi-glass. That last one goes for your local convienience store man, too. You go to Las Vegas for a weekend getaway and the whole trip cost you $50. You personally know at least 5 people with agents. You personally know at least 3 people who have been in a movie or TV show. You know what In N Out is and feel bad for all the other states because they don't have any. You know that not everyone in Beverly Hills is a millionaire. You know who the tinsel underwear dude in Venice Beach is. You've done something on a street corner in an attempt to get money (i.e. sang, tap danced, told jokes). You've gotten parking tickets from parking in the red zone in front of your house. You say you live in LA when really you live in a subsection of a subsection of a subsection of southern LA. Any major movie star is picking out the best portobello mushrooms next to you at the grocers and you don't notice. The guy at 8:30 in the morning at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney. You really can never be too rich or too thin. The gym is packed at 3pm...on a workday. The workday starts at 10am...or whenever you get out of your therapy session. Any invitation comes with, "Starts at 8pm or as soon as you can get through traffic." You have never met a waiter that wasn't really an "Actor." You never go to a coffee house without a copy of a script - any script. It's sprinkling and there's a report on every news station about "STORM WATCH '99" You call 911 and they put you on hold. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Blanks himself is teaching the 4:30 tae-bo class. The three hour traffic jam you just sat through wasn't caused by a horrific 9 car pile-up, but by everyone slowing to rubberneck at a lost shoe lying on the shoulder. A nurse can look at you in all seriousness and ask, "you don’t drink or smoke, right?" All the "cool gyms" allow pedestrians on the street a full-view of those working out. Literally, you can’t drive by Wilshire without staring into L.A. Fitness. Perhaps a new form of window shopping? The hot seasonal party favor is a candied apple from Neiman's. The apples are called "Skinny Dippers." The waitress asks if you'd like "carbs" in your meal. Bars card. For real. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Los Angeles.


You Know You're Addicted to Coffee When...
You can jump start your car without cables. You answer the door before people knock. You get a speeding ticket even when you are parked. You've worn out your third pair of shoes this week. Your eyes stay open even when you sneeze. You grind coffee beans in your mouth. You can type sixty words per minute -- with your feet. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight. You sleep with your eyes open. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. Instant coffee takes too long to make. You channel surf faster without the remote. You don't sweat... you percolate. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. You short out motion detectors. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. The only time you are standing still is during an earthquake! You've worn the finish off your coffee table. All your kids are named Joe. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. People get dizzy just watching you. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you. When someone asks 'How are you?' you say, 'Good to the last drop'. You buy milk by the barrel. You can outlast the Energizer bunny. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. You can't even remember your second cup. You chew on other people's fingernails. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. You don't get mad, you get steamed. You don't need a hammer to pound in nails. You don't tan, you roast. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. You help your dog chase its tail. You introduce your spouse as your coffee mate. You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit. You lick your coffeepot clean. You name your cats Cream and Sugar. You ski uphill. You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson. You speed-walk in your sleep. You spend every vacation visiting Maxwell House. You think being called a drip is a compliment. You think CPR stands for Coffee Provides Resuscitation. You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup. Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale. Your only source of nutrition comes from Sweet & Low. Your taste buds are so numb; you could drink your lava lamp. Your Thermos is on wheels. You're so wired, you pick up AM radio. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. You've worn out the handle on your favourite mug. You take your morning coffee with you in the shower. Your heart beats noticeably faster as a reaction to the smell of coffee. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to coffee.


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Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement. You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you. By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power. And then you've got them exactly where you want them!
You Are 100% Psychic
You are so very psychic. But you already predicted that, didn't you? You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others. You're very tapped into the world around you... Just make sure to use your powers for good!
You Should Be a Mental Patient for Halloween!
You Should Be a Mental Patient for Halloween!
You Are the Individualist
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You are sensitive and intuitive, with others and yourself. You are creative and dreamy... plus dramatic and unpredictable. You're emotionally honest, real, and easily hurt. Totally expressive, others always know exactly how you feel.
You Are the Very Gay Winnie the Pooh!
Come on, he doesn't wear pants! And he's a little too obsessed with Christopher Robin
Vertigo by U2
"The night is full of holes Those bullets rip the sky Of ink with gold They twinkle as the boys play rock and roll" In 2004 you partied so hard... you forgot how to count.
You Are 29 Years Old
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Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
You Have Fantastic Karma
You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person. And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already. But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway. You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that!
You Are a Chow Puppy
Don't fence me in! You're an independent spirit that won't be tied down.
You Will Die at Age 79
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You're pretty average when it comes to how you live... And how you'll die as well.
You Know You're Addicted to AIM When...
Three words: Carpal tunnel syndrome You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete sentences... You're pissed off your buddy list can only hold 200 screen names You begin to say hehehe instead of laughing You can now type over 70 wpm You type messages to people who are right next to you or on the phone with you. You won't work at a company that blocks AIM You sign on and immediately get 10 messages from other people You have a few screen names, some of them secret. You type in random screen names, just to see if anyone has them. Your screenname has the year 2002 or earlier in it. You know what %n means You don't break for the bathroom - even though you've got to go real bad - until you think of a witty away message. You check the away messages of your buddies, every day, to make sure they haven't changed. You have a few people on your buddy list just to spy on them. You've had a meaningful conversation with a bot. You learned Photoshop to make a super cool buddy icon You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to AIM.


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ALL OF THE ABOVE ARE TRUE... hahah... i was SO BORED TODAY!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Emily Gureyeva
Birthday:May 14 1991
Birthplace:Kiev, Ukraine
Current Location:Hollywood, California
Eye Color:Blue and Yellow
Hair Color:Dark Brown
Height:5'6 1/2"
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right Handed
Your Heritage:Ukranian, Russian, Israeli... something else...
The Shoes You Wore Today:black flip-flops with aqua polka dots
Your Weakness:Deep eyes, soft hearts, people in need, being bribed with things i love, rare flowers
Your Fears:mosquitos, being ignored or being given the cold shoulder, feeling worthless.
Your Perfect Pizza:Tomatoes, Peppers, Mushrooms, Olives, Onions, Cucumbers, Pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:receive good grades, tone my body and calm my mind, find happiness and KEEP it.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:Aloha and peace
Thoughts First Waking Up:can't I stay in bed a little longer? or what will i do today?
Your Best Physical Feature:Eyes - most definetely
Your Bedtime:12 on weekdays, 2 + on weekends and va-cay...
Your Most Missed Memory:SMF YMCA camp big bear
Pepsi or Coke:Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:neither.. In-N-Out please.
Single or Group Dates:group dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla:CHOCOLATE
Cappuccino or Coffee:Cappuccino
Do you Smoke:no, never.
Do you Swear:almost every day, unfortunately
Do you Sing:all the time
Do you Shower Daily:yes, smell great...
Have you Been in Love:yes, I am right now.
Do you want to go to College:yes, of course
Do you want to get Married:yes, when in love.
Do you belive in yourself:yes... all i have
Do you get Motion Sickness:sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive:somewhat
Are you a Health Freak:not really, but i try
Do you get along with your Parents:rarely
Do you like Thunderstorms:LOVE THEM
Do you play an Instrument:yes; piano, formerly flute, and going to learn guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:no, i pretty much never drink.
In the past month have you Smoked:no, never have, don't want to.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date:yes, several
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: of course, lol
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:yes, several times
In the past month have you been on Stage:no, amazingly
In the past month have you been Dumped:no, and i hope i won't be, for a while
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:no, never have
Ever been Drunk:not that i know of ;p
Ever been called a Tease:oh yeah... hahh.
Ever been Beaten up:never.
Ever Shoplifted:nope
How do you want to Die:jump off of a cliff, pretend i'm flying... seriously
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:something that has to do with the fine arts...
What country would you most like to Visit:spain, italy, france, greece, brazil.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:blue and ochre, or green
Favourite Hair Color:dark brown, or reddish
Short or Long Hair:medium
Height:5'9 + preferrably not taller than 6'2
Weight:doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style:urban, or your own style, more interesting the better.
Number of Drugs I have taken:preferrably very few...
Number of CDs I own:hundreds? i crave music.
Number of Piercings:any number you see fit
Number of Tattoos:as many as you want, just have a good reason
Number of things in my Past I Regret:either none, or important issues, it's your life...

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Friday, March 11, 2005



                                                     

  Aloha! ok so, life is peachy - people are having a great time.. parties galore... life is SSSSSWWEEEEEET. 
   So, I am now a registered LOVE DOCTOR! .. come to me for problems with either life or LOVE life... ...

   Props to Lady C for the dancing figure above, and the star-spangled "drum roll"...


~ TODAY WAS THE JUNIOR-SENIOR THROWDOWN~

 Thankfully, the seniors rocked the house (gym), and whupped junior ASS!!!
05' -woot woot~ .. but 08' is still better... ...
45 to 42- close ass game...
Here are some interesting things, pictures, poems,  just aspects of life...




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